Are You a Head….

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I doubt most know what im talkin about below…….but feel free to attempt to relate

 

 

You know youre a head when you have a weeks worth of shoes on the floor…………..and you still cont to grab another box and go

You know youre a head if you know what NikePark is…………………:lookin

When you cant fit a shoe but take the insole out to make it work  

You know youre a head when ppl CONSISTENTLY ask what are those

You know youre head if you say FUCK hybrids cause you have ALL the OG shoes that make the hybrid up……….*GAME!*

And last but not least although i have millions more…..u knw ure a ‘head if i call a pilgrim a color code 112 and you understand the lingo

Lemme take it back to 01 real quick……you know youre a ‘head when EVERYONES WAITIN for the And1 mxtpe and you want Blk Cmnt IIIs instead

 You know youre a (Sneaker)’head when youve deaded a relationship cause the bitch said she ‘Hates” wearing “tennis shoes” (fuck outta here B)

You know youre a (Sneaker)’head when you pray the girl your interested in fucks with shoes as hard as you

You know youre a (Sneaker)’head when your Japan connect, says “yo i got something i know youll like” 86 homo

 You know youre a (Sneaker)’head when you dead a shoe for years cause you feel “its too early, the streets are still rockin em”

You know youre a (Sneaker)’head when you criticize celebs for their FUCKIN WEAK ASS shoe selections

You know youre a (Sneaker)’head when you send Ns on dozier missions to get you product

 You know youre a (Sneaker)’head when YOU DONT HAVE TO FUCKIN WAIT IN LINE and you know the Ns gonna hook it up

You know youre a (Sneaker)’head when not only do u know shoes materials, but their break downs (i.e polyurethane, phylon, etc) 

 You know youre a (Sneaker)’head if you can break down Nikes color code system……

You know youre a (Sneaker)’head if you know shoes by style number

You know youre a (Sneaker)’head when ppl come to you for advice

You know youre a (Sneaker)’head when you give others who arent interested in shoes….shoe advice  

You know youre a (Sneaker)’head when you speak to someone first thing you notice is the shoes

You know youre a (Sneaker)’head if youve been on #NT since 02 

You know youre a (Sneaker)’head if youve neglected all matters outside of shoes

You know youre a (Sneaker)’head when you dont care about the midsole commiting suicide on you during wear You know youre a (Sneaker)’head when you criticize retroes

 You know youre a (Sneaker)’head when you give shoe retailers info……..

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